Ingtagjip is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain
dove.
Ingtagjip created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingtagjip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Ingtagjip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Ingtagjip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Ingtagjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill goats.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Never hurt shrews.
4. Do not speak about lemons.
5. Never talk about hamsters.