Kimarmdog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage troll.

Kimarmdog created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kimarmdog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kimarmdog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kimarmdog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kimarmdog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.