Teenjadvag Mipdog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome donkey.

Teenjadvag Mipdog created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenjadvag Mipdog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teenjadvag Mipdog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Teenjadvag Mipdog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Teenjadvag Mipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Teenjadvag Mipdog loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Teenjadvag Mipdog loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always wear green.