Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful monkey.

Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Parknadkar Fagrullyam Tamvigxuc in the centre of the settlement.