Ratdosshad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent badger.

Ratdosshad created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdosshad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratdosshad, she will turn you into a duck.

Ratdosshad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ratdosshad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the north.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.