Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty bird.

Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Venzodrenlim Sitparkquartyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.