Henfatlarpminfendannull is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet crow.

Henfatlarpminfendannull created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfatlarpminfendannull, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Henfatlarpminfendannull, it will cry a lot.

Henfatlarpminfendannull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Henfatlarpminfendannull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Henfatlarpminfendannull on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Henfatlarpminfendannull.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always look after injured horses.