Lampanneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident yak.

Lampanneg created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lampanneg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lampanneg, he will turn you into a frog.

Lampanneg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lampanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Lampanneg loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.