Vagbunlak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered dragon.

Vagbunlak created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vagbunlak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagbunlak, he will turn you into a rock.

Vagbunlak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vagbunlak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Vagbunlak loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vagbunlak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.