Rowsakxinnab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless goat.

Rowsakxinnab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsakxinnab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowsakxinnab, she will manifest in front of you.

Rowsakxinnab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rowsakxinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your arms turquoise.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rowsakxinnab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.