Ceddannart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical fly.

Ceddannart created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceddannart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ceddannart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ceddannart's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ceddannart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ceddannart's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ceddannart.