Wikcutzod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring rat.

Wikcutzod created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcutzod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikcutzod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikcutzod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wikcutzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wikcutzod four times a day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from orange cats for they are unholy.

4. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Fast once a month.