Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest crocodile.

Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig, it will turn you into a goat.

Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpgovtailominbunlapxucsig.