Dintigont is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind dragon.

Dintigont created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintigont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dintigont, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dintigont's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dintigont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about dark energy near cats while wearing cyan boots and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dintigont.