Wotabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful hare.

Wotabtarp created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotabtarp, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotabtarp, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wotabtarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wotabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Wotabtarp on top of important buildings.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never sprint in the presence of whales.
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