Stanbamsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous bear.

Stanbamsid created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbamsid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanbamsid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stanbamsid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stanbamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.