Hunkarlib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing goat.

Hunkarlib created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunkarlib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hunkarlib, he will remove you from existence.

Hunkarlib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hunkarlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sit in summer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunkarlib.