Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing donkey.

Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stippagsand Langodshav Ranflycud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.