Tittafyim Jarnnadkan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing shrew.

Tittafyim Jarnnadkan created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Tittafyim Jarnnadkan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tittafyim Jarnnadkan, she will be very sad.

Tittafyim Jarnnadkan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tittafyim Jarnnadkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tittafyim Jarnnadkan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never talk about fire.