Poptofquimjat Godkipdib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate bat.

Poptofquimjat Godkipdib created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptofquimjat Godkipdib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Poptofquimjat Godkipdib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Poptofquimjat Godkipdib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Poptofquimjat Godkipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.