Gatbafvol is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty dugong.

Gatbafvol created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbafvol, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gatbafvol, it will come to you in dreams.

Gatbafvol's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gatbafvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.