Likcedrat Basthiming is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, emotional mink.

Likcedrat Basthiming created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likcedrat Basthiming, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likcedrat Basthiming, she will turn you into a puffin.

Likcedrat Basthiming's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likcedrat Basthiming's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. You must love Likcedrat Basthiming.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.