Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy penguin.

Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon, she will turn you into a rock.

Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugnuttwabdinnegwikpanggon.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.