Sidponbus is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate pig.

Sidponbus created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidponbus, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidponbus, he will come to you in dreams.

Sidponbus' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sidponbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to sheep while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sidponbus.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Always help porpoises.