Bepfunlen Wonrawbell is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish tapir.

Bepfunlen Wonrawbell created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepfunlen Wonrawbell, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepfunlen Wonrawbell, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bepfunlen Wonrawbell's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bepfunlen Wonrawbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Bepfunlen Wonrawbell must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bepfunlen Wonrawbell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Bepfunlen Wonrawbell first in all things.