Narlkipnell is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, sage
tapir.
Narlkipnell created silver nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Narlkipnell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Narlkipnell, it will turn you into a rat.
Narlkipnell's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Narlkipnell's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never go into gray rooms.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.
5. Do not take Narlkipnell's name in vain.