Dot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane chinchilla.

Dot created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dot on top of all buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick ducks.