Tadpopvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable parrot.

Tadpopvan created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadpopvan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadpopvan, she will destroy your home planet.

Tadpopvan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tadpopvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never wear white hats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Tadpopvan first in all things.