Capvidsad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering hippopotamus.

Capvidsad created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capvidsad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capvidsad, it will not care at all.

Capvidsad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Capvidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capvidsad.

3. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing red scarves.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not commit murder.