Botfigcenvag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy coyote.

Botfigcenvag created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Botfigcenvag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botfigcenvag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Botfigcenvag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Botfigcenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing magenta shorts and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Never wear orange stockings.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never eat peanuts.