Appnadbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient chinchilla.

Appnadbug created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appnadbug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appnadbug, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appnadbug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Appnadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about melons.