Dubvigbid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody horse.

Dubvigbid created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubvigbid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dubvigbid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dubvigbid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dubvigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your chest pink.

5. Never look at asteroids.