Shavfigkar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful slug.

Shavfigkar created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavfigkar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavfigkar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Shavfigkar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Shavfigkar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help goats.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.