Zagnelgad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying gorilla.

Zagnelgad created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnelgad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zagnelgad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zagnelgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zagnelgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to swans while wearing cyan scarves.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bread.