Gadxingom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident wolf.

Gadxingom created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadxingom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadxingom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gadxingom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gadxingom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away if six sheep approach from the south.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Gadxingom on top of important buildings.

4. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.