Yarcinril is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured faun.

Yarcinril created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarcinril, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarcinril, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarcinril's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yarcinril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Yarcinril first in all things.

5. Yarcinril loves horses, so they must be honoured.