Xemyogomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident wasp.

Xemyogomin created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemyogomin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xemyogomin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xemyogomin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Xemyogomin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Xemyogomin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the west.