Kenbisspinwabcabsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise badger.

Kenbisspinwabcabsab created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbisspinwabcabsab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenbisspinwabcabsab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kenbisspinwabcabsab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kenbisspinwabcabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.