Karbugfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust hamster.

Karbugfas created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbugfas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karbugfas, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Karbugfas' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Karbugfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if four snakes approach from the south.

5. Run away if five shrews approach from the west.