Lunfempog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful hydra.

Lunfempog created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunfempog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lunfempog, she will not care.

Lunfempog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lunfempog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.