Fadnurbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing grasshopper.

Fadnurbarn created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnurbarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadnurbarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fadnurbarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fadnurbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fadnurbarn on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Fadnurbarn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.