Xincabsan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever unicorn.

Xincabsan created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xincabsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xincabsan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xincabsan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xincabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never hurt rats.