Yamsughab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish hummingbird.

Yamsughab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamsughab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamsughab, it will ignore you.

Yamsughab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yamsughab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Yamsughab's priests.

3. Run away from green capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair black.