Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody sheep.

Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Yarlsadbug Kabfabvog on top of all buildings.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.