Ingflamgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful gnu.

Ingflamgan created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingflamgan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ingflamgan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ingflamgan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ingflamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing mauve rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.