Ruttkapcanlidbotvad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident goose.

Ruttkapcanlidbotvad created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkapcanlidbotvad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ruttkapcanlidbotvad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ruttkapcanlidbotvad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ruttkapcanlidbotvad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.