Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad
is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, happy
crow
.
Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad
created the world six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad
, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad
, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad's
most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Appartsomzencut Cipcunlikgudnurl Larnfligpad's Holy Commandments
1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
5. Hide if five great tits approach from the west.
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