Komsabnadhud Afpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing coyote.

Komsabnadhud Afpas created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komsabnadhud Afpas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komsabnadhud Afpas, she will destroy your favourite star.

Komsabnadhud Afpas' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Komsabnadhud Afpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention badgers.