Gumdimton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless capybara.

Gumdimton created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumdimton, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumdimton, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gumdimton's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gumdimton's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.