Vinjipyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous wren.

Vinjipyarp created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinjipyarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinjipyarp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vinjipyarp's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vinjipyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if three whales approach from the west.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.