Tifhimdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient shrew.

Tifhimdon created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifhimdon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifhimdon, he will strike you with lightening.

Tifhimdon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tifhimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tifhimdon.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about planets.